Wednesday, March 31, 2010

TOP STORY: Council plans spectacular birthday gift for Citizen Meow!

An emerging report indicates that The Council is planning a spectacular and extravagant gift for Citizen Meow's upcoming birthday...Head Council Member E came across the following the gift, and she plans to propose its purchase to The Council at its next scheduled meeting.

The gift, which is pictured below, is a bean bag chair shaped like a sleeping bear. E is certain that Citizen Meow will be quite pleased and impressed with the bear, which will prove to be rather useful in his currently couchless lair.

E issued the following statement:

"This is indeed the perfect gift for Meow...I am certain that he was not even aware of its existence! I hope he likes it. And I hope that The Council is willing to help me purchase it, despite strained relations between Citizen Meow and Limited Time Offer Skillet."

Whether or not The Council agrees to the purchase remains to be seen...behold, THE BEAR (below.)