Breaking news from Lair 5-I...It appears that Council Members "Lord" Dreidel and "Baron von" Dracula have stirred from their slumber, and are starting their day in a most leisurely manner. Our reporter on the scene forwarded us the following exclusive photos:
Baron von Dracula manning his "post."
Lord Dreidel caught in the act of snacking.
The whereabouts of Council Member "Limited Time Offer" Skillet were unclear at the press time. Although Head Council Member E was not present, and will not return to The Lair until sometime later this evening, there were murmurings of an impromptu meeting, scheduled to take place sometime this afternoon. The purpose of this meeting is not immediately clear, and no Council Members were available for comment.
Our reporter is on the scene, and THN will provide exhaustive continuing coverage on this pressing matter.
I think the Council should meet in a public forum, open to all. Only then will we achieve the openness and transparency to which a true democratic government aspires.
ReplyDelete- A concerned citizen
Dear Concerned Citizen -
ReplyDeleteThank you for your insightful comment...however, I have no idea what would compell you to think that The Council aspires to reach the level of "true democracy"...although they have never made their agenda publicly known, I believe it is clear that democracy is not a top priority for The Council at this time...speaking of which, please stay tuned for an afternoon update from The Lair!
-The Editor