THE HEADLINE NEWS proudly presents the debut of its brand-new "blog," which you have fortunately stumbled upon, and are reading at this very moment!
This decision was reached late last evening, after an inpromptu meeting of The Council. The Council decided that a new format for THE HEADLINE NEWS was necessary, in order to demonstrate its position as the be-all-end-all source of cutting-edge news and information. There was initially some heated discussion, since the blog format is apparently so new-fangled, that certain Council members were not even familiar with it. "Limited Time Offer" Skillet, in particular, was completely baffled by the idea, and required lengthy explaination from "Lord" Dreidel, and "Baron von" Dracula. After a brief explaination and demonstration, he still seemed confused, but the meeting had to proceed, as certain Council Members were getting tired, and wanted to retire for the evening (not to name names, but the Honorable and Esteemed Judge Esther, who stands as the Head of The Council, was caught visibly yawning on several occasions.)
If you too are puzzled by this concept, please note that you are indeed reading a "blog," and kindly allow The Headline News to take its proper position in your daily reading as The Reining Overlord of all blogs lurking within the online landscape. We hope that our example emerges as one that will lead other blog-creators the world over towards following in our footsteps. As always, The Headline News stands as a pioneer in its field for adopting this new technology, and we hope our readers will find that the blog format is a convenient way to access The Headlines News, throughout the entire day (provided that you have internet access, in order to do so.) We invite you to check the blog throughout the day, for up-to-minute updates on everything you didn't know you needed to know!
For more detailed information about blogs, and their relatively short history, feel free to visit this internet website: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blog
Please note that our staff is still in the process of getting accustomed to working in such a technologically advanced medium, so we apologize in advance for any technical difficulties that may occur during your HEADLINE NEWS experience. We also welcome your feedback and comments.
Happy Friday!!
This decision was reached late last evening, after an inpromptu meeting of The Council. The Council decided that a new format for THE HEADLINE NEWS was necessary, in order to demonstrate its position as the be-all-end-all source of cutting-edge news and information. There was initially some heated discussion, since the blog format is apparently so new-fangled, that certain Council members were not even familiar with it. "Limited Time Offer" Skillet, in particular, was completely baffled by the idea, and required lengthy explaination from "Lord" Dreidel, and "Baron von" Dracula. After a brief explaination and demonstration, he still seemed confused, but the meeting had to proceed, as certain Council Members were getting tired, and wanted to retire for the evening (not to name names, but the Honorable and Esteemed Judge Esther, who stands as the Head of The Council, was caught visibly yawning on several occasions.)
If you too are puzzled by this concept, please note that you are indeed reading a "blog," and kindly allow The Headline News to take its proper position in your daily reading as The Reining Overlord of all blogs lurking within the online landscape. We hope that our example emerges as one that will lead other blog-creators the world over towards following in our footsteps. As always, The Headline News stands as a pioneer in its field for adopting this new technology, and we hope our readers will find that the blog format is a convenient way to access The Headlines News, throughout the entire day (provided that you have internet access, in order to do so.) We invite you to check the blog throughout the day, for up-to-minute updates on everything you didn't know you needed to know!
For more detailed information about blogs, and their relatively short history, feel free to visit this internet website: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blog
Please note that our staff is still in the process of getting accustomed to working in such a technologically advanced medium, so we apologize in advance for any technical difficulties that may occur during your HEADLINE NEWS experience. We also welcome your feedback and comments.
Happy Friday!!
This is fantastic! Too long have I wished for Headline News to become more easily accessible throughout the day. Now I can follow the News' impeccable journalism, investigative reports and insightful commentary in real time!
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