Could it be????
The Passover holiday brought an incredible treat for the infamous Citizen Meow last night, as he finally indulged in some roast at a traditional Passover seder. The roast was brisket, which was painstakingly prepared by Head Council Member E, over the course of Sunday evening and into Monday morning. Although E was no planning to offer Citizen Meow some roast, he took the liberty of indulging in the roast, while E was distracted by general Seder activity and preparations. The roast was the talk of the evening, though no formal statement has yet been issued by Citizen Meow, regarding The Roast. E is planning more roasts for the coming week, and maintains that she will do her best to keep to her tried and true "no roast for Meow" mantra.
The Council did not attend the first night seder, for mysterious reasons that have not yet been divulged. However, Limited Time Offer Skillet did express regret and disappointment once he was given the news that Citizen Meow had indeed had some roast. He offered the following statement, before retiring to his cabinet:
"This is a dark day, not just for The Council, but for all of humanity. If we can no longer stand by our rallying cry of 'NO ROAST FOR MEOW', then can we stand by anything?"
The other Council Members were not immediately available for comment. We will continue to follow this tasty and juicy story, as it unfolds.
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I did in fact partake of the Roast, but felt it fair compensation in light of the services I provided as this Passover's honorary Mensch. And I aver it was delicious!
ReplyDeleteAs for Sir Skillet's statement, I find it very troubling.....very troubling.
C. Meow