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Thursday, May 6, 2010
ROAST FOR MEOW!
We interrupt out indefinite hiatus to inform our dear readers that TODAY, and TODAY ONLY is the one day out of the entire 365-day calendar year that there will be ROAST for CITIZEN MEOW. Because...it is his birthday!
Happy Birthday Meow!
Regards,
Editor-in-Chief E and the entire Headline News Staff!
I would like to thank the Headline News and Chief Editor E for emerging from retirement to broadcast their kind wishes on my birthday. Some would say such overtures are long overdue to the Meow, but not I. I urge my supporters to join me in raising my glass to THN and hope that they return soon, for we sorely need their incisive commentary during the workday.
Headline News Editor-in-Chief, Member of The Council and Professional Procrastinator. E sometimes wears a pink hat in inclimate weather, has recently acquired bangs, and enjoys time spent baking pies and cheesecakes, as well as lurking on her vintage pink velvet couch in the company of her feline companions, Dreidel and Dracula. She also likes to drink red wine. But never Merlot.
I would like to thank the Headline News and Chief Editor E for emerging from retirement to broadcast their kind wishes on my birthday. Some would say such overtures are long overdue to the Meow, but not I. I urge my supporters to join me in raising my glass to THN and hope that they return soon, for we sorely need their incisive commentary during the workday.
ReplyDeleteCheers to all!
-TCM