The Council has just issued a follow-up statement, directed towards Citizen Meow. Our reporter on the scene at The Lair has vowed to The Council that he would communicate the message exactly as it was issued, word for word, in the hopes that Citizen Meow, who is rumored to be a regular reader of THN, will respond to their earlier call.
Here is the statement:
"Bawk bawk bawk. BAWK."
The Council Members had no additional comments.
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ReplyDeleteI accept your call, but explicitly reject your use of perjoratives to "re-name" me. I am aware that certain members of the council hold PhDs and/or Guinness world records so I remain hopeful that we can resolve these issues with a modicum of sophistication and not resort to underhanded and partisan attacks.
Thank you, and thank you to the News for delivering this response.
-Meow