Esther was unavailable for comment, as she was too busy eating the sandwich. A follow-up report is expected later on today.
Friday, February 19, 2010
Breaking News: Purchase of BBQ chicken sandwich CONFIRMED!
This just in, eager readers! Emerging reports indicate that Esther has indeed purchased a BBQ Chicken Sandwich from Au Bon Pain for lunch, as earlier reports indicated she might. Esther returned to her office shortly before 2:00pm (Eastern Standard Time), with sandwich in tow. The sandwich was housed in a brown paper bag. Apparently, she arrived at Au Bon Pain just in time to purchase the last one available. Our reporter on the scene managed to snap this exclusive photo of the sandwich revealed in all its glory:
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Got to hand it to the H-News. Always first on the beat!
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