"I dread to think what the threat of more motions, filibusters and bureaucratic red tape will have for Citizen Meow, whose modest proposals are often at the mercy of the Council. Enough is enough! We must stand up for our beliefs and values, lest they become overrun with corrupt officials!"
Although his message is admirable and inspirational, his thinly veiled attempts to disguise his identity caused quite the collective cackle over here at THN Headquarters.... Interestingly enough, Meow has never confirmed whether or not he actually is a member of THN's vast readership. The Meow goes by several monikers (such as Agent Meow, The Cat's Meow, to name just a few), and he is well versed in the evasive techniques that are necessary for him to dodge notice from fans, stalkers and the media, at large. He is extremely private, and takes great care to keep his personal matters out of the public eye. Some of the measures he takes include his stance against Facebook, his wardrobe of mostly black, and some light public disguises (such as a knit hat, and spectacles.) However, because of his immense popularity, a shout-out from The Meow himself would surely boost our readership, so perhaps this article can pursuade him to speak (or comment) aloud...Meow? Meep? Meeeep?
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