Friday, February 19, 2010

Emerging Report: Blog comment left by "an interested party" was obviously left by Meow.

It has become apparent to The Headline News Editorial Staff that The Meow himself left the sole comment on the recent Headline News Blog entry, regarding a pink flamingo slipper's appeal to The Council for membership. Although the comment was signed by "an interested party," the vagueness of the signature, combined with the following quote, defending "Citizen Meow" has lead the entire staff of THN to believe that the comment was indeed left by Meow himself. Here is the quote in question:

"I dread to think what the threat of more motions, filibusters and bureaucratic red tape will have for Citizen Meow, whose modest proposals are often at the mercy of the Council. Enough is enough! We must stand up for our beliefs and values, lest they become overrun with corrupt officials!"


Although his message is admirable and inspirational, his thinly veiled attempts to disguise his identity caused quite the collective cackle over here at THN Headquarters.... Interestingly enough, Meow has never confirmed whether or not he actually is a member of THN's vast readership. The Meow goes by several monikers (such as Agent Meow, The Cat's Meow, to name just a few), and he is well versed in the evasive techniques that are necessary for him to dodge notice from fans, stalkers and the media, at large. He is extremely private, and takes great care to keep his personal matters out of the public eye. Some of the measures he takes include his stance against Facebook, his wardrobe of mostly black, and some light public disguises (such as a knit hat, and spectacles.) However, because of his immense popularity, a shout-out from The Meow himself would surely boost our readership, so perhaps this article can pursuade him to speak (or comment) aloud...Meow? Meep? Meeeep?

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