Monday, March 1, 2010

BREAKING NEWS: Esther vows to drink entire bottle of Poland Spring by day's end!

This just in, from IGS Headquarters...in a rare and unprecedented move, Esther has solemnly vowed to consume an entire bottle of Poland Spring water by the end of the business day. Being as how this vow was made shortly after 2:00pm, it appears that she has a mere 4 hours to make good on her vow.


It is not clear what inspired this vow, as Esther is not fond of water, and usually favors coffee, red wine and hot cocoa. Our reporter on the scene managed to snap a candid shot of the bottle in question, pictured above, who graciously posed next to Esther's lunch while she was in the bathroom. The bottle was retrieved by Esther from the mini-fridge in the supply room, upon her return from the great outdoors.

Esther was too busy eating her tomato basil bisque to comment. At press time, she had opened the water, and taken 2 sips, consecutively.

We will provide updates on this ground-breaking story throughout the rest of the business day.

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