The Council met at The Lair on Friday evening, as planned, for Citizen Meow to make his plea to The Council. Although he made a most moving plea, The Council stand divided as to what to do regarding the situation at large. Head Council Member E has issued a direct order to allow Citizen Meow's status as a Lair Visitor to remain in good standing. Although The Council is forced to abide by this, there are unconfirmed reports that certain Council Members are planning to tar and feather Citizen Meow should he once again offend The Council under any circumstances. The Council will reconvene later this week, to revisit this issue, unless there are other more pressing matters to discuss. Citizen Meow spent a good portion of the weekend at The Lair, largely due to inclimate weather conditions.
We will continue to provide up-to-minute updates regarding this on-going saga.
Happy Monday!
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Indeed, a Happy Monday to all of you there at the News as well! Me and my contingent felt that diplomatic accords went strikingly well at Lair 5-I this weekend and that much progress was made on this front. Though some council members may have reservations regarding where we go from here, I remain optomistic. The whole affair was catered by a wonderful, emerging chef and I can say with confidence that the talks would not have gone as smoothly without her delicious meals enlivening the weekend.
ReplyDeleteRespectfully,
Citizen Meow