It's that time of year again...this Sunday marks Head Council Member E's birthday, and The Council is preparing for the festvities as we speak. An entire weekend of fun and excitement is planned, and even Citizen Meow has a few surprises up his sleeve (or so we have heard...)
Our reporters have managed to piece together the following intel, as of press time:
Tonight: Lobster dinner in Chelsea, with a possible visit to Trailer Park, an old-time favorite of E's, which she has not been to "in ages."
Saturday: Plans are unknown, although there are reports of a celebratory dinner in store for E.
Sunday: Birthday brunch, lots of mimosas, and an abundance of...PRESENTS!! We hope...
The Council is standing by, to greet E as soon as she gets home tonight with snuggles and purrs.
Is it unknown how old E will be turning, but if you haven't seen her lately, rest assured that she doesn't look a day older than 22.
We will provide a complete follow-up report on Monday.
Happy Birthday E!
Love, The Headline News
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Yay E!
ReplyDeleteI join the News in commemorating this special event. Sunday, we should all remember how much fun and joy E brings to our daily lives, as exemplified in this informative and thoroughly researched blog. While the recession has shrunk Meow's sleeves a little, I'm sure that he can pluck something from his coffers as tribute to this extraordinary creature we call E.
-A Reader