I can has zinfandel? Breaking news from The Lair!! Our reporter on the scene just forwarded us the following EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS, which depicts an allegedly inebriated Baron von Dracula. The Baron has supposedly been in the same spot for most of the day, and an empty bottle of Gallow white zinfandel was spotted nearby on the floor.
The Irish BaronAs of press time, Lord Dreidel appears to be attempting to hide the evidence, but he is having difficulty moving the bottle more than a few centimeters, and he was last seen attempting to craftily hide the bottle by covering it with his belly. He is presumably practicing for when Head Council Member E returns home later this evening.
Limited Time Offer Skillet was mysteriously absent from the Culinary Wing of The Lair, and his whereabouts are currently unknown.
We will following this breaking story throughout the day (between drinks, of course.)
Limited Time Offer Skillet was mysteriously absent from the Culinary Wing of The Lair, and his whereabouts are currently unknown.
We will following this breaking story throughout the day (between drinks, of course.)
I am normally not a consumer of tawdry gossip (and I am glad that the News has admirably avoided this tabloid fare in its nascent history), but I do confess my enjoyment of this story. Who knew that felines had Irish ancestral roots? It is nice to catch the high and mighty Council members in their moment of vice; surely, it is in congenial display that they are "one of us," and not above the occasional imbibition if it should suit them so. Plus, those photos are Pulitzer-worthy!
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Ah, friends - this be no Irish kitty. Just you wait til Bastille Day.
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