Reports of a mysterious and foul odor at The Lair are emerging. The Council is currently on the case, investigating the premises. The origin of this odor is currently unknown, but Head Council Member E offered the following statement:
"I hope it is Citizen Meow's socks, instead of a decomposing rodent."
No further information is available at this time, but we will keep you posted, as updates become available.
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This is outright slander. Highly unacceptable editorialization and unworthy of the News' publication. I have it on good authority that the sweat on those socks pay for E's upcoming birthday presents *if* there are any birthday presents!
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Meep? No presents??
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I am anonymous, so I cannot confirm nor deny any conditionals to the foregoing. However, knowing Citizen Meow, I doubt he would leave a swell dame giftless on her birthday. It would be unbecoming of the Meow name.
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