It is with a heavy heart that I announce the folding of The Headline News. Due to a dip in readership, our financial sponsors have pulled out, and we can no longer afford to keep our staff working around the clock, to deliver the ground-breaking news that our readers have become so accustomed to. Unfortunately, our readers will now to have to find another source to keep them updated on the wheelings and dealings of E, Citizen Meow and The Council. We realize that there are very few media outlets that are as devoted to these topics as THN, but sadly, we cannot venture forth, unless a generous donation is presented, in order to provide the much-needed funds to off-set our staffing and publication costs.
We will issue our final report on Monday, to wrap up the stories we have been following, but we would now like to take a moment to invite our readers to share their thoughts and fond memories of The News...we are open to all comments and letters. Do not shy away, as you may never again have an opportunity to let us know how you truly feel about The Headline News.
Farewell...for now,
The Editor-in-Chief
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What? This cannot be! Everyone I know reads the Headline News! Its stories are top-notch and its editorials impassioned and beautifully written. I can think of no comparable news outfit that will step in to fill the void left by THN. I can assure you that NO ONE is writing about the issues that THN addresses. I believe that is no exaggeration.
ReplyDeletePlease, please reconsider. You don't know how much this means to me, and to society at large.
-T.C. Meow
I second Citizen Meow's sentiment. I also think his support is a testament to his integrity, given that THN's coverage has not always been fair to the Citizen. Nonetheless, it would truly pain me to see the News fold.
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