GIGANTIC FRUIT SALAD! (THN Beat Reporter)A "gigantic" fruit salad, straight from the Culinary Wing of Lair is just moments away from being eaten for lunch by Head Council Member E. The fruit salad is question was prepared last evening by E, and consists of 1 plum, 1 mango, several green grapes, 1 Bosch pear and one unusually large Granny Smith apple. Our beat reporter managed to snap the above EXCLUSIVE PHOTO, in which the salad is posing next to a bottle of White-Out, to offer the viewer perspective on its looming and massive size. E issued the following statement, in reference to the fruit salad:
"It's huge. GIGANTIC. I don't know what I'm going to do with
all of it...it's just so...intimidating. Meep."
This salad serves as the final lunch of the Passover strech of 2010. E also mentioned that she is especially looking forward to ending the Passover stretch this evening by feasting on some high-end bread pudding with an unnamed companion.
Please look forward to our follow-up report regarding the fruit salad later this afternoon.
Dear Editor,
ReplyDeleteThat sure looks like an enormously delicious salad! However, I fear developments of this sort might lead to the splintering of the NRFMP into a new No Salad For Meow Party and that would be tragic, needless to say. Ultimately, the various factions will continue to spar amid petty grievances all while forgetting their similar values and near-singular purpose. I say let's skip all the raucous infighting and dissolve all such groups immediately. It would be to the News' credit to lead the charge on this issue.
-Anonymous
Hmm... The No Salad For Meow Party...what a GREAT IDEA!!
ReplyDelete-Anonymous
That's not what I meant :|
ReplyDelete-Anonymous #1