First, there was the Tea Party, then, the Coffee Party, and now...The No-Roast-for-Meow Party?
The Headline News has received an insider tip, regarding the formation of The No-Roast-For-Meow Party. The Party is apparently plotting its initial meeting, and its leader, who remains unknown, is currently drawing up The Party's mission statement.
We have no further details on the matter, but if there is indeed any sort of party going on, we hope to be invited.
No word yet from Head Council Member E, The Council or Citizen Meow regarding their thoughts on the formation of The NRFMP (No-Roast-for-Meow Party.)
We will provide breaking coverage of this story as it unfolds.
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I am interested to learn if this new coalition has a well-thought out and ideologically consistent platform or if this will be merely be a single-issue party, destined to oblivion.
ReplyDelete-Curious in Brooklyn
Dear "Curious"...
ReplyDeletePlease consider that this is a breaking story, and many of the details surrounding it are still murky and unclear. Our staff is doing its best to provide new details, and we will reveal those details to our dedicated readership as soon as they become available.
Additionally, there is no reason to hide behind aliases, MEOW...we all know its you.
Love,
The Headline News Editor-in-Chief