Citizen Meow - File photo (THN)
Emerging reports from Lair 5-I are coming into THN headquarters, and it appears The Council is in talks, regarding one "Citizen Meow." Due to an apparent theft at The Lair, The Council may vote to put him on probationary status. Head Council Member E was not present at the informal meeting that transpired just moments ago, but the other three Council Members are planning to present their evidence to her later on this evening. Specific details regarding what exactly happened with Citizen Meow have not yet been released, but it is known that Citizen Meow is a frequent visitor to The Lair, and has a history of civil, even friendly relations with The Council, in general. However, it is uncertain as to what this new development may lead to, in regards to future relations between Citizen Meow and The Council, at large.
We will provide continuing coverage of this breaking story, as details become available.
Citizen Meow - File photo (THN) 
This is a shocking development. Even though the evidence has yet to be presented, I feel I must register my sympathies with Meow. He has been nothing but a model citizen, law-abiding, friendly, and good to all members of the Council and the community. He is truly one of our shining stars.
ReplyDeleteI strongly urge the News to post an immediate editorial extolling the virtues of Meow. We must not let ourselves become frenzied so much that we would allow one of our own to be sacrificed at the whim of a solitary, unchecked ruling entity. For anyone could be next and no one is safe. Let not the News stand neutral on this issue and be on the wrong side of history!
-Anonymous