Thursday, March 25, 2010

TOP STORY: Scandal afoot as Citizen Meow attempts to sway Head Council Member E!

Dangerous liasions appear to be brewing over at The Lair on this seasonable Thursday...we have received reports that Citizen Meow and Head Council Member E was spotted last evening at a local sushi restaurant. The intention of this meeting was not immediately made clear, although based on our sources, it appears to be recreational, and our source notes that a several vats of hot sake were merrily consumed...could Citizen Meow be plotting to win The Council's favor by wining and dining Head Council Member E???

And the plot thickens....Tails were left wagging as Citizen Meow returned to The Lair after the meal, and proceeded to spend the night. Council relations this morning were rather terse, due to the fact that this unexpected visit prevented The Council from engaging in a meeting, which has been continually postponed since early this week. Citizen Meow offered no comment as he briskly left The Lair early this morning.

Our reporters remain staked out at The Lair, and we will follow-up with more details, as they become available.

1 comment:

  1. Editor:

    Though the News is insinuating I acted with impropriety, I make no apologies for my actions (with the possible exception of ordering the monkfish foie gras). It is true the Council and I have been involved in extensive talks, and some points of contention still remain, but we should remember to act with civility and hospitality even through these difficult times. I had no political agenda other than to enjoy a night out.

    I might also add that this excursion was suggested by Head Council Member E. Funny how the News immediately took the undersigned Citizen to task, assuming he was the culprit without bothering to examine all the facts. It's clear where the News' allegience lies.

    C. Meow

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