In a surprising twist of events, Citizen Meow himself has appealed directly to The Council, via a "blog" comment left in reference to our earlier news piece. His compelling and heart-felt plea brought tears to eyes of many of our readers, and has prompted Head Council Member E to take action on his behalf. She is formulating a plan to bring him back into the good graces of her fellow Council Members, although details of this plan are still in the works.
No word yet as to how Council Members Lord Dreidel, Baron von Dracula and Limited Time Offer Skillet, back at The Lair, have responded to Citizen Meow's plea. We are expecting The Council to issue a formal statement by day's end.
Additionally, it is unclear whether Citizen Meow is a genuine follower of The Headline News, or if he is just cleverly making use of our comments section as a platform to present his case to the general public, while simultanously addressing The Council from a safe and remote location.
We can file that under "Things that make you go hmmm...."
We will continue to investigate this matter as this titillating story unfolds.
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I congratulate the Headline News for airing both sides of the story. It is this rare form of impartiality, the gold standard of the press, which will ensure a long and successful run for the News.
ReplyDeleteAnd kudos to Chief Council Member E, for coming down on the side of reason. I anxiously await further developments on this story.
- A Loyal Reader
Thanks for your input, CITIZEN MEOW!
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